24 Jan 2009
My Saturday Night Phone Conversations with Lonnie
Lonnie: Yo, whatchu doin'?Me: Meh, same o' same o'.
Lonnie: Lockin' yourself in your apartment, eating brownies and watching gay porn?
Me: So?
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Lonnie: Hey girl, whatchu up to?
Me: You know, the usual.
Lonnie: Sittin' on the couch, eating ice cream and watchin' Lifetime?
Me: Whaddayu have cameras on me?
